Procrastinatin' Woman

Yes, I screwed up my blogging schedule by going to Vegas over a month ago, and ever since my return I've been having anxiety over how many things I need to blog about: the trip, the conference, Little Richard's Utah adventures, the Spider Bite Incident, the progress on the house addition, how much I hate construction contractors, my new passion for any and all music by Patty Griffin, our recent date wherein Michael took me to the roller derby (GO CHURCH OF SK8TIN! You chicks are FIERCE!), and how we think maybe one of the cats has bulimia while the other has chosen anorexia as her eating disorder of choice.

Today I decided to just sit down and spit out something--anything. So here ya go:

I've been testing a new mascara that I plan to retail, and last night it passed the Steamy Sex in The Shower test. I think I've found a winner.